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Keyboard Trick Dancing LED ...

Hi Friends This is very funny trick

It is Work on .VBS file it is very funny trick and make your friends foollish...
it is work your CAPS LOCK , NUM LOCK , SCROLL LOCK "Light" is On-Off Continuously...


Step-1:- Open Notepad Than Paste This CODE:-

 Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
             do
             wscript.sleep 100
             wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
             wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
             wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
             loop


Step-2:- Than Save It "dance.vbs"

Step-3:-Than open this file Now you can see your keyboard LIGHT it is on-off....

Now if you stop this Blinking Light's so you can follow this step:-

Step-1:- Open Your Task Manager(Ctrl+Alt+Del)

Step-2:- Than Go to Processes Tab Than Find "wscript.exe"

Step-3:- Press Right Click and Click End Process..





N joyyy.....
 

How we know Our PC MALE or FEMALE ?




How to find Gender Of  Your COMPUTER:-

First of all you open a Notepad
Because we write a small CODE .......
Open Notepad & Write Following Code:-----

   CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"What is My Gender?"






Then Goto FILE
And click  SAVE AS
Now Change The Save As Type to ALL FILES
& GIve YoUr File a name Of   Gender.vbs
Then Save this program.....
ThEn open Gender.vbs  and your computer will speak What is My Gender?

 Observe the sound.if your computer is a girl then it would speak in female voice and if it is a BOY then it would speak in male voice,intresting??isn't It

Please NOTE:- If U can use Other words like A I LOVE U, I LIKE U,ETC

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Change processor name to Core i5 to i7



Step-1:-Open the Start Button

Step-2:- Then Go to Run

Step-3:-Type Regedit

Step-4:-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE

Step-5:-Hardware





Step-6:-Discription

Step-6:-System

Step-7:-Central Processor

Step-8 :-0

Step-9:-Then Right Hand Side u Show ProcessorNameString And Then Right Click on,Then Write Anything u Want (Intel Core i7)

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Hide any file in a image TUT


Hide any file in a image TUT



Yes, Now you can hide your file in a picture. New isn't? Lets see how to hide any file in a picture.

First we need to download a program called ConcealFiles. There are paid version and free version.

We can try a free version.



Remove Shutdown Button

Hey,Friends Today I m Talk U Some Different
 
To remove the shutdown button from the logon screen in WinXP and 2K, use regedit and navigate to the following key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\policies\system change the value of the dword 'shutdownwithoutlogon' to '0'. exit regedit.

Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Add Folder/Drives/Etc.. To - "SEND TO"

Many a times we require a FOLDER too often, like to store our Multimedia files and all !!!
No no need to access the folder and carry out the Traditional COPY & PASTE !!!

Just add it too "SEND TO" !!!

Do as follows :
** Open any FOLDER.
** Then, TOOLS >> Folder Options** Click view TAB.
** In LIST of Advance Settings, click Show hidden files and folders !
** Now, go to C:\Documents and Settings
** Here, Double click and open your (username) folder !
** Now, open SendTo folder.
** Here copy and Paste the shortcut of your favorite folder.

That's Done !!!
Now, tranfer files to your Favorite folder :

** Right Click the file
** Then, Send To** Click the folder name !

Enjoy !!! --------- Please Comment !!!

Change Your Proceesor Name

Hey Friends I Hope U All Will Happy

I Have Super Trick For U


GO TO

Step-1:-START

Step-2:-RUN

Step-3:-TYPE REGEDIT

Step-4:-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE

Step-5:-HARDWARE


Step-6:-DISCRIPTION
 
Step-7:-SYSTEM

Step-3:-CENTRAL PROCESSOR

ON RIGHT HAND SIDE RIGHT CLICK ON PROCESSORNAMESTRING AND THEN WRITE ANYTHING U WANT IN
That Box
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look Ur Photo Like Over 100 to 150 Years old

Hi frends,
 

just use this site u learn photoshop Trick that tell you how to modify your pics so they look like 100 to a 150 years old.
 

Convert Yours Own Photo and Become a History. via this site.
http://labs.wanokoto.jp/olds


remember this website is in japanies language
so If you can't read Japanies, click the English option on the top right corner of the Web page.
ok

How To Install Themes on Facebook

Hey Friends Today I m Talk U a Very Very Famous Site Facebook To Change Theme


                          Facebook is the most famous social networking site with awesome apps and games. But unlike orkut, facebook does not support themes. But you can install themes on facebook by just using a simple trick. So you just need to follow the steps given below to successfully install themes on Facebook.

Step 1 :  Open firefox browser.If you donot have you can download it from here.

Step 2 : Now Download Stylish addon for firefox From here.

Step 3 : After installation is complete restart your browser.

Step 4 : Install Any of the themes From here.

Step 5 : To switch between the themes you have installed on your firefox browser go to Tools den select Addons option and choose Stylish and disable all other themes except the one you want.
Some Examples how your facebook will look after installing Various themes :

facebook themes
facebook themes
facebook themes mario

Don't Say Thank You Friends 
Enjoy This Trick.....................

How To Convert Text Into Audio Using Notepad

Hi,Friends Today I m Talk U Convert Txt into Audio Via Notepad

Follow My Step:-

Step-1:- Open Notepad , and copy/paste following code

 Dim msg, sapi
msg=InputBox("Enter your text for conversion–www.kishansonagra.blogspot.com","Computer Tricks & Tricks Text-To-Audio Converter")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak msg


Step-2:- Then Save It Kishan.vbs

Step-3:-Please Note That File Extension Is .vbs  

Enjoy Friends..........

How to Convert any Website to PDF(Portable Document Format) Format

PDF Stand for Portable Document Format....




For firefox Users:
go to this website and type url to convert the page
http://www.htm2pdf.co.uk/

For Internet Explorer Users:
Step-1:- Right click on the bookmarklet above and click on Add to Favorites...
Step-2:-When warned you might be adding an un-safe link to your favorites, click Yes. All the link does is open a new page, and providing it the current page's URL.
Step-3:-Click on Create in >> to reveal your bookmark folders
Step-4:-Select the Links bookmark folder
Step-5:-Click OK.


Now whenever you want to convert a page, just click the link from your bookmarks bar and the current site will be converted to PDF format.

Enjoy Friends..............

How To Play Video on Desktop ?

Friends,
I give You Tricks How Play Video.movie on your desktop Follow My rules

Step 1:-
start any video on any player in full screen...
then take print screen of video..


Step 2:-

then GO

start mean >>> all programs >>> Accessories >>> Paint


Step 3:-
After open the paint and Press Ctrl+p

go save Movie in Kishan.PNG format


Then

Then save Location Movie in ur desktop...

Then Play Movie/Video On Your Own Desktop
Freinds Always Use This Trick To See Your Friends


  

Microsoft crazy fact.....

Here This Is a Most Crazy Facts in Microsoft co.

An unbelievable problem in Microsoft ...At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...


Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
Here =rand(199,77)
Then more and more Change the Value and see then  the magic..........
Sonagra Kishan

How To Move Cursor Without Mouse.

Here,We Want  to Move Cursor Without Mouse and joystick.....
Friends Follow This Step:-
Step 1:- You can control your mouse pointer with keyboard keys in all windows versions.
Step 2:-
When your mouse stops working, you can enable this keyboard feature to complete your 
Step 3:-
important work. This keyboard mouse can performs all tasks same like a normal mouse.

Follow the given steps to activate the keyboard mouse:

To edit this feature, first you should log onto your computer with administrative rights.

To activate this feature, press Alt+Shift+NumLock keys at once and you will receive a small MouseKey box.

To keep MouseKeys on, click on Ok button or click on cancel button to cancel MouseKeys box.

Click on Settings button, if you want to adjust the mouse cursor detail settings.

Here a new dialog box will appear with the title "Settings for MouseKeys", now you can manage all mouse settings.
Step 4:-
for example mouse cursor speed, acceleration and some other features.

Now using Numeric keypad, you can move your mouse pointer. The controls are:

1,2,3,4,6,7,8 and 9 keys are used to move the mouse cursor into different directions.

Key 5 is used as mouse click button.

Insert key used to hold down mouse button.

+ Sign used to double click on any object.

Delete button used to release the mouse.

Click on NumLock button to disable this keyboard mouse.
Enjoy Friends.........
 

How To Convert Your pc p4 to p5 or Others.


how to change my computer properties

Then Friends

DISPLAY PENTIUM 5 OR EVEN MORE IN XP
NOW U CAN ABLE TO SHOW PENTIUM 5 AND EVEN MORE

TYPE "REGEDIT" IN RUN BOX 

{START->RUN->TYPE REGEDIT}
NOW CLICK IN
HKEY-LOCAL-MACHIN. 

THEN ON HARDWARE. THEN ON DISCRIPTION.THEN ON SYSTEM,THEN ON
CentralProcessor.THEN ON 0
{HKEY-LOCAL-MACHIN/HARDWARE/DISCRIPTION
/SYSTEM/CentralProcessor/0}
NOW U GET IN RIGHT PANE THE VALUE THAT IS
"ProcessorNameString"
DOUBLE CLICK ON THIS VALUE
VALUE NAME AND VALUE DATA IS NOW IN FROUNT OF U NOW IN DATA COLOM U CAN EDIT IT RANDOMLY WHAT U WANT IN PLACE OF THAT
VALUE
AND THEN PRESS OK 


Friends don't Say Thank u

How to Move Your Start Button?

Frist of all
Step 1. Click on the Start button.
Step 2. Press the Esc key.
Step 3. Press the Alt and the - or dash keys at the same time.
Step 4. This will give you a menu, you can move or close.
Step 5. But if you move it you need to use the arrow keys and not the mouse.
Step 6. When you get it where you want it, push the Enter button.

Freinds Enjoy This Trick:-Move or Close the start button!

How to Secretly Hide Any File Inside JPG Image FileThis is a featured page



http://www.duvet-dayz.com/assets/post_img/JPEG_hide01c.JPGStep 1: You will need two files - the file you want to hide and one jpg image - it can be of any size or dimensions. [If you want to hide multiple files in one jpeg image, just zip them into one file]

Step 2: Copy the above two files to the C: folder and open the command prompt window.

Step 3: Move to the c: root by typing cd \ [if the files are in another folder, you'll have to change the prompt to that folder]

Step 4: The most important step - type the following command:


copy /b myimage.jpg + filetohide.pdf my_new_image.jpg
To recover the original PDF file, just rename my_new_image.jpg to filename.pdf.

Here we illustrated with an pdf file as that works with simple renaming. If you want to apply this technique to other file formats like XLS, DOC, PPT, AVI, WMV, WAV, SWF, etc, you may have to first compress them in RAR format before executing the copy /b DOS command.

To restore the original file, rename the .jpg file to .rar and extract it using 7-zip or Winrar.

 So Enjoy This Trick......................

Shocking fact About Ctrl+c (the 'copy' Cmd) Shocking fact About Ctrl+c (the 'copy' Cmd)


HI friends .............
hey frnds take care of this
Please be very careful when u press Ctrl + C
Ctrl+C we use it every day . But it's
not a very
safe thing to do.
why.
What happens when you press Ctrl+C while you are
Online... We do
copy various data by Ctrl + C for copying & pasting elsewhere.
This copied data is stored in clipboard and is
accessible from
the net by
a combination of Javascripts and ASP.
if u dont believe me
Just try this:
1) Copy any text by Ctrl + C
2) Click the Link:
http://www.sourcecodesworld.com/special/clipboard.asp
3) You will see the text you copied was accessed by
this web
page.
so Do not keep sensitive data (like passwords, credit
card numbers,
PIN etc.)
in the clipboard while surfing the web. It is
extremely easy to
extract
the text stored in the clipboard to steal your
sensitive
information.
You can stop hacking of clipboard content by doing:
Go to internet options of explorer -_ tools menu ->
Internet
option -> Security Custom level
In settings - Select disable under allow past
operations via
script.
I HOPE DIS WILL B HELP FUL FOR U GUYS..
SO BE SAFE..
SOME TIME THIS IS USEFULL ALSO

Convert Image To Text

First of all download it from here.
You don’t need to install it, its an independent executable file.
The user interface is easily made and with no such hard turns. Click on Open image to load the image you want to convert to text. But make sure that  the image is proper JPEG image.
Once the image is loaded, it will be displayed in the upper horizontal row. Below the right side of image, you can see the resolution and character numbers settings. This will determine the length of the characters in rows and columns. The lowest value 2 gives the highest possible resolution for the image. While the character’s size and resolution goes decreasing for the increasing value of 2+.
Once you are done with the image settings, click on Convert button to convert it to text.
The image will be converted to characters and you can easily copy or save it from Copy Text or Save Text button.
Paste it in any text editor, you’ll get the final result similar to the one below: